A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.
He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.
In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what should be done. The mayor must have been having a bad day. ''Why bother me?'' he asked. ''You're a clergyman. It's your job to bury the dead.''
The pastor lost his cool. ''Yes,'' he snapped, ''But I thought I should at least notify the next-of-kin.''
Old Lady & The Dollar
A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."
wow thats a terrible joke
Posted by: Kitty Cat | Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 10:19 PM
I love the reverend's comeback. He had a good day.
Sharkhunter
Posted by: Rorke | Thursday, November 12, 2009 at 12:58 AM