A Merry Heart

Noah and the Ark

Noah, after the flood subsided, opened the doors of the Ark and released the animals.

All living things rushed to freedom, except two snakes who lingered in a corner. "Why don't you go forth and multiply?" asked Noah.

"We can't," sighed the snakes. "We're adders!"

Elementary Mathematics

Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard that day.

'Who would like to do the first problem, addition?'
No one raised their hand. She called on Tommy, and with some help he finally got it right.

'Who would like to do the second problem, subtraction?'
Students hid their faces. She called on Mark, who got the problem but there was some suspicion his friend Lisa whispered it to him.

 

'Who would like to do the third problem, division?'
Now a low collective groan could be heard as everyone looked at nothing in particular. The teacher called on Suzy, who got it right (she has been known to hold back sometimes in front of her friends).

'Who would like to do the last problem, multiplication?'
Tim's hand shot up, surprising everyone in the room. Mrs. Johnson finally gained her composure in the stunned silence. 'Why the enthusiasm, Tim?'

'God said to go fourth and multiply!'

Comments

[Joe]

Good jokes, my friend!