Are You Drunk?
A car was speeding along the road when it suddenly crashed through the guard rail, rolled down a cliff,
bounced off a tree and landed upside down in a gully, wheels spinning wildly.
As the driver clambered dazed from the wreckage, a passer-by asked: "Are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the motorist. "What do you think I am - a stunt driver?"