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Laugh It Off

Dead Donkey

A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.

He called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him.

Weekend Fun

Shave My Head

 

A man asked the barber “How much for a haircut?”
“$5.50.” said the barber.

“And how much for a shave?”

“$3.00 sir.”

“Very well, shave my head.”

Enjoy Your Weekend

A Merry Heart

These are jokes meant to make your heart merry and brighten up your day. For: "A merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones."

The Three Wise Women

You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you?

They would have asked for directions,
arrived on time,
helped deliver the baby,
cleaned the stable,
made a casserole,
and brought disposable diapers as gifts!

Weekend Fun!

No-Parking Zone

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

Have a Refreshing Weekend

Can't Stop Laughing!

Drinking Buddies

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.

One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why.

Weekend Fun

The Army of the Lord

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Enjoy your weekend!

Just got this from a friend, It is sweeeet!!!! Enjoy!

Bishop TD Jakes Pulled Over

Bishop T.D. Jakes (a well-known preacher) was returning to Texas after a
speaking engagement. When his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to
transport him to his home in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he
stopped and spoke to the driver.

Watch Out!- Have an enjoyable weekend